Osama bin Hidin’ is fairly media savvy, as you probably know by now. Sometime back, he even advertised around for video production positions within his misguided organization. This led to my own extraordinary find detailed in my Audition Tape Found post. Video and audio tapes by bin Hidin’ are nothing particularly earth-shaking, just a rehash of the old, tired, “we cool, we bad, kill, kill, kill” kind of rubbish usually put out by the mentally deprived/sexually deficient group, of which Osama is a charter member.

[sarcasm]Yep, old Allah’s been pretty good to Osama, and certainly shown godhood by providing caves to live in, goats for recreation, and the opportunity to go to sleep each night wondering if you’ll wake up in the morning staring into the eyes of a member of the United States military.[/sarcasm]

It’s fitting, it seems, that someone return the media-centric favor to Osama, and send him a little message. Bill Keller, a televangelist in Florida, has done just that and he doesn’t mince words. From an article in WorldNet Daily:

“Look at you, look at your life,” Keller says. “You live like a hunted goat in caves, totally dependent on a small group of people for your survival. At any moment, one of those you trust could betray you like Judas betrayed Jesus and your life would be over. The false prophet you follow, Mohammad, was poisoned to death by one of his wives.”

Keller continues: “It is against the most basic standard of good and evil that your life, Osama, will be judged by historians and future generations to be one of pure, unbridled evil.”

Man, you talk about calling a spade a spade! This guy would make a rotten politician, wouldn’t he? No ambiguity there at all! But he doesn’t stop there, he gets right down to the root of the problem by condemning the false prophet and the false religion:

“You followed the same path as the false prophet you have put your faith in – Mohammad – who, like you, was once a businessman, but who history has recorded was nothing more than a murdering pedophile who led men’s souls to eternal damnation with the false religion he created,” Keller says. “Islam is a 1,400-year-old lie that was born out of the voice of Satan – literally. Mohammad was correct when he stated it was Satan who initially spoke to him. He dreamed up his own god, Allah, a poor imitation of the God of the Bible, and inspired his own holy book, the Quran, a cheap imitation of the inspired, inerrant Word of God found in the Bible.”

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) pressured the local CBS affiliate that carried Keller’s “Live Prayer” program to cancel the show immediately, and of course, they caved.

Mr. Keller is not without controversy himself, having called a vote for Mitt Romney a vote for Satan, and having been convicted of insider trading some years back. That aside, however, what he said is definitely something that needs to be said. To plan the wanton murder of thousands of innocents is depraved no matter how you look at it, and those who plan and carry out such atrocities should be identified as sub-human, hunted down like the dogs they are, and introduced personally to God at the earliest opportunity through small-arms fire, explosive trauma, or whatever means our military deems appropriate at the time.

And not that Osama would ever recognize this, but Mr. Keller does make known one simple truth:

“There are no virgins waiting for you in Paradise when you die, only Satan and the everlasting punishment of hell,” said Keller. “The good news I have come to deliver to you is that you, yes, even you Osama, can escape God’s wrath. He loves you so much, that He sent Jesus to die for your sins, all of them, every last one! Yes Osama, even you can be saved and enter into the Glory of Heaven. Not some fictitious place called “paradise” with women waiting to have sex with you, but the home of God where you can find eternal peace and rest when your life on this earth is over.”

While I believe that bin Laden should pay the ultimate price for his atrocities, the Bible says that there’s only one unforgiveable sin, and unless he’s commited that then upon his execution or death, Keller’s words hold true.

Not that I expect bin Laden to recognize that, of course.

TD