At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Please hold all groans until 5:00pm CST today. I’d just as soon hear ‘em all at once and get ‘em over with.
TD
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